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complimentary modesty 
Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 03:39 PM
do you know what i like most about you..? i can be as vain as i want around you.


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procreation? 
Friday, January 23, 2009, 06:27 AM
i would name a child twitter. not my own though.

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utility 
Friday, December 12, 2008, 07:51 AM
stop bothering me with your endlessness and uselessness

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good conversation 
Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 07:04 AM
wes: i hate in store only offers.
dan: that is why i made a clone of the guy from the first batman movie.

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husbandry 
Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 01:40 AM
i send all my trash to ed begley; he turns it into wishes.

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bless you 
Wednesday, July 16, 2008, 09:53 PM
paisley is the kleenex box pattern of our generation.

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in response to your inquiry 
Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 05:19 AM
no, that nice polish lady who cuts my hair near where you take your foam nuts.

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new day 
Friday, June 20, 2008, 02:08 AM
and now i start anew.

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mass transit 
Monday, February 25, 2008, 01:10 PM
if you find yourself on a bus with a two year old girl and an ugly lady be prepared for that lady to make stupid faces and scare the child into a frantic crying fit. and don't forget your escape.

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classic quotes 
Tuesday, August 14, 2007, 12:25 AM
You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do.

Taken from Mad Men

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